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| T3muJin |
 Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2002 12:01 pm Post subject: teh funE 20 Ways to Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stallmate |
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This Space for Rent
Joined: 08 Jul 2002
Posts: 3518
Location: Texas
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I got this from the SIN board. SIN got it from the RTL board...
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh @#%$! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting... more floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.'
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'. |
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| Fornaught |
| Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2002 8:59 am Post subject: |
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Grand Poobah
Joined: 05 Jul 2002
Posts: 2274
Location: USA
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Lol, thats the kind of stallmate you turn the lights out on when you leave. 
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| BLcTaLon |
| Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2002 8:34 pm Post subject: |
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uber-h0
Joined: 22 Jul 2002
Posts: 220
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lol my coworker and I were pooing one time in a public restroom with one of those automatic lighting systems and it shut off on us when we were in the stall  |
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| [USN]Glor, or gidget |
| Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:40 am Post subject: uhh |
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Moof
Joined: 21 Aug 2002
Posts: 11
Location: stuck
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:wink: im worried about u guys r u ok
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